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Official Rules
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No drugs, arguing, wives, kids or off the field spandex
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Pitch to your own team
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Six (6) pitches maximum per hitter
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Pitchers work four (4) innings max per game. Pitcher can
leave the mound, go hit and stay on base until out or scores. Innings are
counted against (temporary) substitute pitcher
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Games are minimum of 7 innings or 2 hours. Games over
after 9 innings with a 10 run differential
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No implants
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Bunting is allowed
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Defensive pitcher must have both feet in dirt of mound until
ball is put in play
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No stealing until ball reaches the plate. Runner can try
to steal if he leaves after the ball gets to home. Most teams will go
catcher-to-defensive pitcher-to-short to retire the runner
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Unofficial Rules
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(Rules you can leave at home on the coffee table or taped to the refrigerator so your family knows what you are doing this weekend)
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Absolutely no swearing at any time
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No drinking
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Buses leave Sunday morning 7:45 AM for church. Punctual attendance
mandatory. Sunday at 3:00 PM we will work in a soup kitchen for the
homeless
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No derogatory remarks about women, wives, religious or ethnic groups of any
nature. Automatic expulsion for anyone who does
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No bad gas -- audible or detectable. Flame farts are an automatic $5 fine
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Everyone must call home each evening before being allowed to eat dinner
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No off-site carousing
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No Penthouse magazines on the premises. (Even if you "found it on the
plane")
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No video nudeness for any reason
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No drinking to, or from, the airport whether driver or passenger
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No cigarette smoking
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No cigar smoking
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No disrespectful acts during mealtime
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No disrespectful remarks about Orel Hershisher's first name
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No patting on butts unless the runner reaches first. Especially true in
bar
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Complete golf etiquette required at all times during the golf tournament (ex.
Must say "good shot" no matter how bad the shot)
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You must wear underwear
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You must have a picture of your wife and kids to register. We'll
have a photo sharing party Friday from 7:30 - 9:30 PM in the chapel ante-room
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Ten PM (10:00) curfew will be rigidly enforced
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